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With all the stress of studying for a test everyone needs some relief with some great networking jokes!

asked in CSC335_Spring2019 by (1 point)
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Sure, sounds sufficiently on-topic to me.

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An IPv6 packet walks into a bar, but nobody talks to him...

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How do you catch the Ether Bunny?

With an Ethernet.

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A packet with a TTL of 1 is trying to justify why he should check into the Hotel California.

"Honestly, it's not like I'd be able to leave anyways."

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A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through 4 different doors at the same time.

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An IPv4 address walks into a bar and yells,
"Bartender! Get me a cider, I'm exhausted!"

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The punchline might arrive before the set up does.

Do you know what the problem with UDP jokes is?

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How is UDP like a vending machine?

Sometimes it works alright, but other times it's out of order.

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"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'm ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last for 10 seconds, it has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to receive your TCP joke that will last for 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... Hello would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

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How do you store a lot of sunlight?

In array.

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As a programmer, sometimes I feel void.

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8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks "What will it be?"

One of them says, "Make us a double."

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back into the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open

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When a computer goes to the doctor, what kind of medicine does it get? An injection of byte-amin.

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How do computer scientists flirt? They use pick-up lines like, “Are you a computer virus? Because you have my software malfunctioning.

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Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!

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I decided to start a band called 1023MB. We haven’t got a gig yet.

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