Can we start a thread of computer science jokes and other related references?

Question

With all the stress of studying for a test everyone needs some relief with some great networking jokes!

Comments

Sure, sounds sufficiently on-topic to me.

Answer 1

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar, but nobody talks to him...

Answer 2

How do you catch the Ether Bunny?

With an Ethernet.

Answer 3

A packet with a TTL of 1 is trying to justify why he should check into the Hotel California.

"Honestly, it's not like I'd be able to leave anyways."

Answer 4

A multicast packet walks into a bar, and then leaves through 4 different doors at the same time.

Answer 5

An IPv4 address walks into a bar and yells,
"Bartender! Get me a cider, I'm exhausted!"

Answer 6

The punchline might arrive before the set up does.

Do you know what the problem with UDP jokes is?

Answer 7

How is UDP like a vending machine?

Sometimes it works alright, but other times it's out of order.

Answer 8

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'm ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last for 10 seconds, it has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to receive your TCP joke that will last for 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... Hello would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

Answer 9

How do you store a lot of sunlight?

In array.

Answer 10

As a programmer, sometimes I feel void.

Answer 11

8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks "What will it be?"

One of them says, "Make us a double."

Answer 12

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back into the oven?

They were too GUI.

Answer 13

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open

Answer 14

When a computer goes to the doctor, what kind of medicine does it get? An injection of byte-amin.

Answer 15

How do computer scientists flirt? They use pick-up lines like, “Are you a computer virus? Because you have my software malfunctioning.

Answer 16

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!

Answer 17

I decided to start a band called 1023MB. We haven’t got a gig yet.