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With all the stress of studying for a test everyone needs some relief with some great networking jokes!

asked in CSC335_Spring2019 by (1.5k points)
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Sure, sounds sufficiently on-topic to me.

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I was going to tell a good 404 joke, but I couldn't find one.

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I just made up a couple new ones:

How do you communicate with www.mcdonalds.com? ... You have to send a packet to its BIG MAC address!

This one needs to be spoken...

Alice: "If you're part of two networks, then what network should I send your data across?"
Bob: "Ethernet would be fine."

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I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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Im a fan of the Oct 31 => Dec 25 joke that Stonedahl used in architecture last term

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Person 1: How did you like my HTTP 200 joke ?
Person 2: It was Ok.

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Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework

Professor: Your dog ate your online networking assignment?

Me:

Prof:

Me: Yeah, it took him a couple bytes

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A man is out at the store when he gets a text from his wife:
"Make sure to get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen. XOXO"
The man comes back with 12 gallons of milk.

answered ago by (593 points)
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