Can we start a thread of computer science jokes and other related references?

Question

With all the stress of studying for a test everyone needs some relief with some great networking jokes!

Comments

Sure, sounds sufficiently on-topic to me.

Answer 1

A man is out at the store when he gets a text from his wife:
"Make sure to get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen. XOXO"
The man comes back with 12 gallons of milk.

Comments

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Answer 2

I just made up a couple new ones:

How do you communicate with www.mcdonalds.com? ... You have to send a packet to its BIG MAC address!

This one needs to be spoken...

Alice: "If you're part of two networks, then what network should I send your data across?"
Bob: "Ethernet would be fine."

Answer 3

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

Answer 4

Im a fan of the Oct 31 => Dec 25 joke that Stonedahl used in architecture last term

Answer 5

Person 1: How did you like my HTTP 200 joke ?
Person 2: It was Ok.

Answer 6

Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework

Professor: Your dog ate your online networking assignment?

Me:

Prof:

Me: Yeah, it took him a couple bytes

Answer 7

I was going to tell a good 404 joke, but I couldn't find one.

Answer 8

Why did c++ decide to not go out with c?

Because quite frankly, c just has no class

Answer 9

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: "Lather, Rinse, Repeat".

Answer 10

Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

A: They can't C#.

Answer 11

• Why does Python live on land?
• Because it's above C level!

Answer 12

!false

It is funny because it is true...

Answer 13

There are 10 type of people in this world. People who understand binary and people who do not.

Answer 14

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start, and each engineer tries to guess the problem.

Mechanical engineer: "The starter must be broken."
Electrical engineer: "I think it has a dead battery."
Chemical engineer: "Impurities in the gasoline."
IT engineer: "Lets all get out of the car, and then get back in."

Answer 15

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.

Answer 16

A programmer's wife tells him, "While you're at the store, buy some eggs"
He never comes back...

Answer 17

There are 10 types of people on Earth. Those who know binary, and those who do not.

Answer 18

UDP is just not good at telling jokes. Too many people just don't get them.

Answer 19

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

Answer 20

"Knock knock..."

"Who's there?"

"Denial of Service Attack"

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